They say, “What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.” But they seem to have overlooked a single thing…
A woman from Colorado traveled to Las Vegas, paid a visit to a casino and came home with nearly a million dollars. What a twist of fate?
On Thursday, South Point Hotel expressed congratulations to Colorado resident Rhonda on hitting a $954,263.11 jackpot. The woman was playing on a 25 cent Wheel of Fortune progressive slot powered by IGT.
“What’s the first thing you’d be doing this morning if you were in her shoes?” asked the casino resort in the tweet. And some witty folks didn’t miss the opportunity to plunge into a dream where they have a million bucks in their pockets.
You mean, besides two chicks at the same time?
— markövian pärälläx denigrāte (@OddlyElite) May 9, 2019
A nice way to quit your job:
First off, I wouldn’t be sane enough to pose for a picture, they would have to peel me off the ceiling. Second, I would call someone in my contacts and say”i’m rich b$%^!, Third, I would call work and say, “i’m rich b#$%@”, Last, quietly be escorted to my car by guards and go.
— hogand2cent (@hogand2cent) May 9, 2019
This guy doesn’t seem to be the one who’s fond of dreaming. He acts instead:
??? Congratulations to Rhonda! She won $954,263.11 last night on one of our Wheel of Fortune Progressive machines.
What’s the first thing you’d be doing this morning if you were in her shoes?!
— South Point Hotel (@southpointlv) May 9, 2019
A house on the seashore? A dream trip? Or maybe a fancy sports car? Well, this guy isn’t fond of any of the aforementioned:
Eat breakfast then go back to sleep
— NA (@kailiwela44) May 10, 2019
No comment…
Filing for a divorce
— ChromeAcorn (@ChromeAcorn) May 9, 2019